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The wolf said, “You know my dear, it isn’t safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone.”

Red Riding Hood said, “I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop your own, entirely valid, world view. Now, if you’ll excuse me I’ll be on my way.”

~ James Finn Garner, Politically Correct Bedtime Stories ~