Once upon a time back in 1995, John “Ol Chumbucket” Bauer and his friend Mark “Cap’n Slappy” Summers began slinging insults at each other in true pirate fashion as they played racquetball. They chose September 19th for this fledgling holiday because it was Summers ex-wife’s birthday and he figured “the date was stuck in my head, and I wasn’t going to do anything with it anymore.” But it wasn’t until humorist Dave Barry joined in, that Talk Like a Pirate Day really took sail. If you’re like me and want to embrace your inner pirate, here are a few ways to have fun today:
While out and about, try some colorful pirate vocabulary like: “Arrr!”, “Savvy”, “Swab the deck”, “Ahoy, me hearties!”, “Matey”, “Blimey”, “Blow me down!” and of course, the classic “Shiver me timbers”.
How about some some pirate jokes to tickle the funnybone.
“What kind of socks does a pirate wear?–Arrrgyle!”
“What’s the problem with the way a pirate speaks?–Arrrticulation!”
And finally:
“A little boy is trick or treatin’ on Halloween by himself. He’s dressed as a pirate. At one house, a friendly man asks him, ‘where are your buccaneers?’ The little boy responds, ‘On either side o’ me ‘buccan head!”.
Use some romantic pirate pick-up lines on your significant other.
“I sure would like to pillage your booty!”
“Yo, ho ho! How ’bouts a bottle of rum?”
“I must be huntin’ treasure, ’cause I’m diggin’ your chest!
Or my personal favorite:
“You put the shiver in me timbers!”
If you live in the U.S., and you’d like to put some “grub in your gullet”, many Krispy Kreme outlets are rewarding the best dressed buccaneer with a bounty of a dozen free doughnuts. Or, if you don’t feel like dressing up, (Although why wouldn’t you?), you can still get one free doughnut just by talking like a pirate! Long John Silver restaurants are also giving out free food to enterprising pirates. They have some dress code rules so you may want to check out their website at: http://www.ljsilvers.com
They also have some other fun things on the site including a pirate name generator. Just in case you’re wondering, mine’s Shipwreck Sasha. I’m thinking of having my name legally changed!
If you do choose to celebrate today, make sure you include your loved ones. Believe me, they’ll thank you. Okay. Maybe not. But they’ll look cute!
Finally, if you do nothing else piratie, er, piratish today, check out the Hillywood Show’s Pirates of the Caribbean Parody on YouTube. I’m sorry I still haven’t figured out how to do links on this blasted tablet, but I’m telling you, these girls are amazing! Plus, Hilly Hindi makes a scarily good Captain Jack Sparrow!
I can’t believe I missed this! The day is already over here so I don’t have that many opportunities to talk like a pirate left 😦 I love the gifs you used! And you should definitely change your name to Shipwreck Sasha. Mine is Walk The Plank Penelope. Not sure how I feel about that. It’s a bit long, but if it means I make my enemies walk the plank I feel a bit better about it haha
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Celebrate tomorrow Michelle, I mean Walk the Plank Penelope!😊
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Haha I will Shipwreck Sasha 😊
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Hahaha! I’m seriously considering the name change! It’s so much more interesting than plain old Kim.😀
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Aaargh!!! 🙂
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“Why is the rum always gone?”
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Aargh, my harties.
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Hahaha!😀 Did you know there’s this whole debate over which way to spell that? I went with “arrr” only because that the way Cap’n Slappy insists on spelling it. Blimey matey!
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Did you know that Edsel Ford (Henry Ford’s son) brought in a private pirate ship for his children’s birthday parties at one time in Grosse Pointe Shores, Michigan?
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I didn’t know that Tony. How awesome a dad was he?
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I LOVE THIS! Those jokes are hilarious! And I’m laughing hysterically at those pickup lines. Gah, that would be so funny to hear in person! I wonder what people would even say in response? And oh man, if we had a Krispy Kream near us I would so dress up as a pirate to get some donuts! That was my Halloween costume last year (of course with a wig) that is just asking to be worn again. =D Thank you for the smile Kim!
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Yay! I had so much fun doing this. 😊 When I was a children’s librarian one of my friends (who was the YA librarian) and I would spend the day greeting kids who came in our library with pirate talk. Some of the looks on their faces were priceless! And when we told them this really was Talk Like a Pirate Day, well, let’s just say there were a few parents who probably wanted to kill us!😂
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My boys would have loved that! They are 2 and 4 so it would have been so magical to them. That is awesome!
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It was a lot of fun!
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What an AWESOME post and a truly inspired (and crazy!) idea!!!
I love it!! Me heartys!!
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Ahoy Matey! Thanks Ems. 😊 Hmm. I wonder what your pirate name would be? 😊
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Emma SwashbuckleMcGraw?!!!!!!!
And yours?!!! xxxxxx
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Woo Hoo! I’m Shipwreck Sasha!
#morehugs
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Love it! My Facebook is even set to Pirate English and it rocks (whenever I do go on there for a moment).
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I’m not on Facebook, but if I ever join I’m so doing that!
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It’s awesome (even though I am hardly on). “Like” is “Arrrrrrr” and to message someone is “cast a message in a bottle” and to “type here” is “Make yer scrawling” and things like that. Plenty fun to be had hahahaha 🙂
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I may be tempted to join if only for that! 😊
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