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In honor of this truly important day  – *hiccup* – here’s some funny quotes and gifs to help us celebrate.

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“The doctor told me to drink more wine. Also, I’m calling myself the doctor now.”

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“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”

~ Benjamin Franklin ~

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“Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.”

~ Gina Barreca ~

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“It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly more room for more wine.”

~ Unknown ~

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“There are 13 minerals that are essential for human life, and all of them can be found in wine. Coincidence? I think not.

~ Unknown ~

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“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or fourteenth.”

~ George Burns ~

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