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Thank you NetGalley and Atheneum/Caitlyn Dlhouhy Books for providing an e-Arc in exchange for an honest review.
Release Dater: March 22nd, 2016
Synopsis: Shiels is very pleased with her perfectly controlled life (controlling others while she’s at it). She’s smart, powerful, the Student Body Chair, and she even has a loving boyfriend. What more could a girl ask for?
But everything changes when the first-ever interspecies transfer student, a pterodactyl named Pyke, enrolls at her school. There’s something primal about him–that causes students to lose control whenever he’s around. Even Shield, the seemingly perfect self-confident girl that she is, can’t keep her mind off of him, despite her doting boyfriend and despite the fact that Pyke starts dating Jocelyn, the school’s fastest runner who Shiels has always discounted as a nobody.
Pyke, hugely popular in a school whose motto is to embrace differences, is asked to join a band, and when his band plays at the Autumn Whirl dance, his preternatural shrieking music sends everyone into a literal frenzy. No one can remember what happened the next day, but Shiels learns that she danced far she danced far too long with Luke, her nose has turned purple, and she may have done something with her boyfriend that she shouldn’t have. Who’s in control now?
So, you guys know I try my best to finish the books I read and plan on reviewing for this blog right? Particularly ones I get approved for from NetGalley, Edelweiss, and publishers. Even when they’re bad I do my best to plow through them, and I really, Really, REALLY tried to do the same with this book, but despite my best efforts about halfway through I finally had to give up.
When I first saw this offered on NetGalley I requested it because I thought the premise looked really original and I was expecting a clever and satirical look at high school life and the way we as a society tend to put people on pedestals for no apparent reason. I was also picturing how a book was going to combine a character that reminded me of Tracy Flick from the movie Election with a pterodactyl exchange student. I mean the possibilities were endless!
Instead, this devolved rather quickly in one hot mess. The first problem are the characters. Shiels is an unlikable caricature who has absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever. She’s overly perky, pushy, and judgemental. Where Reese Witherspoon gave Tracy Flick a humorous and vulnerable side, these attributes were glaringly absent in Shiels. She sees people only in terms of how they can best serve her ambition. She has a rather contemptuous attitude towards everyone: the school principle (who admittedly is a tool), her classmates, her parents and even her long-suffering boyfriend. By the time she participates in this “wrangle-dance” with Pyke, which results in her sporting a purple nose (don’t ask), I had lost any ounce of sympathy I might have had for her. I was also feeling nauseous at this point which is why I gave up shortly thereafter.
I won’t go into detail. Just trust me. It was awful. While I only made it to the halfway point, none of the other main characters had anything to recommend about them either. Shiels’ boyfriend Sheldon is a doormat and I couldn’t imagine why he was in love with her. And Pyke! I don’t even know what to say beyond that he can barely speak English, and has a screeching voice. It was impossible to picture him as the lead singer for a band, let alone a sex symbol for teens. At this point I went on Goodreads and checked out some of the other reviews. While I felt vindicated after reading that the majority felt as I did, I also was alarmed because it looked as though the book gets even worse. This is why I chose to stop reading. That and I was already wishing I could scrub my eyes and my brain out.
Hot Pterodactyl Boyfriend could have worked as a funny satire, but instead it’s confusing, slightly pornographic and extremely disturbing. I’ve read some truly horrible books in my time but this is definitely one of the worst. It left me wondering at not only what the author was hoping to accomplish, but also what the heck a well-respected publisher like Simon and Schuster was thinking. And what about the editor? I can only assume they were drunk or on drugs when they gave their final approval. I can’t even come up with a rating! I don’t usually do this, but if any of you YA fiction fans are thinking of trying this, I beg of you, DON’T! Let me spare you the horror and pain!
jennnanigans said:
GASP.
This reminds me of a few years ago, when a friend of mine told me about a book whose premise is both insane and easily boiled down to two and a half words: ‘Were-hedgehog erotica.’
We tried, and couldn’t. It sounds like this book you just read belongs in the same pile. 😀
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
Oh yuck! I’m not even going to ask. I wonder if the authors are related. Hmm.
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My Tiny Obsessions said:
i was curious so I went to read a few other reviews of this, and all I can say is WFT???!!! What? and WHY??? lol
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
I know right?! I wish I had read the reviews beforehand. Now I wish I could give myself selective amnesia!
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My Tiny Obsessions said:
LOL. it makes no sense! lol, read something else you know will be good, so you can forget all about this one 😉
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
Thanks Cristina. Thankfully I’m reading a couple of good ones right now so hopefully this will soon be a distant memory.🙋🏻
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My Tiny Obsessions said:
good 😉
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jowensauthor said:
Just based on reading the premise, I’m thinking WTF? Also reminds me of something I read a year or so about the seeming popularity of some “dinosaur erotica” stories on Amazon. That also gave me a WTF moment.
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
Right now I’m feeling rather foolish and increasing ticked off because it’s being marketed toward teens. And dinosaur erotica? Seriously? Eww!
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jowensauthor said:
Yeah, I know. I have a hard time believing they’re marketing it to teens. As for the dinosaur erotica, yep. It’s a thing, sadly. And I agree – eww!
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
Sometimes I just don’t understand people.😔
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jowensauthor said:
You and me both.
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
“Taken By the T-Rex”? “Running From the Raptor”? Ahhh! Damn my curiosity! I’m going to have such nightmares now! 😱 Okay. Deep breaths. I’m thinking of hearts and flowers and cuddly puppies and kittens and unicorns…
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jowensauthor said:
LOL! That’s right. Just keep thinking happy thoughts 🙂
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Jen said:
Oh no, no, no. I’m so sorry! Here’s hoping you are able to srub your brain and erase any and all scenes from this book! It sounds just awful and makes me want to shudder for you. *hugs*
PS Isn’t Reese Witherspoon amazing? I adore so many of her films! ❤
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
Oh God Jen! This was soo BAD! And it’s marketed for teens which makes it even worse! And then Jeanne (in the comments) told me about dinosaur erotica, which of course I just had to look up, so now I’m sitting in the corner quietly singing “My Favorite Things” while my husband keeps giving me nervous looks.
I do love Reese Witherspoon though!
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Jen said:
I can’t believe it’s being marketed to teens. Ay yi yi! Ack, dinosaur erotica……..It’s just ummmm mind boggling crazy lol! A friend on Goodreads reviewed a monster erotica book a few months ago and all I could do was go 0_0. I just can’t fathom reading that, but everyone’s got their something I guess. *looks over shoulder while running as far away as possible* lol.
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
Monster erotica! Nooooo! Sing with me Jen: “Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. Brown paper packages tied up with string. These are a few of my favorite things.”
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Jen said:
*Singing while curled into the fetal position* 🙈 Plus following up with the soft kitty song from The Big Bang Theory. It can’t hurt to add in an extra comforting song. 😂
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
I’m there with you Jen..😞
Hugs!
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Lelia T said:
I am SO SO glad I passed on this one. Thank you for sacrificing yourself 😉
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
Anytime Leila. Okay, well not anytime, and hopefully not for awhile. At least not until I recover from this!
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Cici said:
I am not a fan of YA! Especially if they include anything sexual in them. Makes me feel icky! This one, the premise itself was just off for me. The fact that you didn’t finish it just makes me sure its not something I would ever read!
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
Run Cici! No fly away from this one! Did you know there’s dinosaur erotica? I’m soooo traumatized!😱😞😔
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Cici said:
That sound so wrong. Its like one I read about a leprechaun! Still in therapy for it!
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
Oh God! That’s just wrong on so many levels!
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HusbandAndHusband said:
Your gifs and just too perfect. They always make me smile!
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
Thanks Jonathan! Don’t read this though. You’ll be wishing for selective amnesia like me! 😦
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HusbandAndHusband said:
Lmao! 😂😂
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The Telltale Mind said:
Wow. It sounds pretty awful. I also couldn’t believe you never finished it, but it definitely seemed warranted. lol
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
I think I can count on the fingers of one hand the number of times I haven’t finished a review book. This was just so bad though.
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jennnanigans said:
So I mentioned this review to a friend yesterday and she said that she had once seen some ‘dino pr0ns’ involving a dude in a rubber suit who flapped his arms and screamed RAAWWWWRRR.
It’s not that I didn’t know such things existed, but more that I’d never really stopped to think about them before. This review literally gave me a view into a demographic I never thought about and for that I thank you!
No judgments, dino-pr0ns people, if you are reading this. You do you! 😀
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
I know I keep saying this, but this was especially bad as it’s aimed at teens. As for dino-erotica, I had no clue until Jeanne mentioned it in her comment. I’m not judging but it’s definitely, absolutely, positively not for me!
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Rosemary Kiladitis said:
You saved me from this one, my friend, I was *this* close to checking it out.
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
I’m so happy I was able to spare you the horror!
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vinnieh said:
This is definitely not getting read by me. At least it provided you with a funny review, complete with amusing gifs.
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
Did you know there’s dinosaur and monster erotica Vinnie? Blech!
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vinnieh said:
Now that just sounds vile.
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
Oh God! What if they start making movies? 😱
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vinnieh said:
God I hope they don’t.
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Emily @ Books & Cleverness said:
Oh dear, sorry to hear this didn’t go well for you. I wasn’t really sure about this one as the title was just plain weird. Sometimes you never know with books like these if they’ll be weird in a good or bad way before you read it yourself.
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
Thanks Emily. I really don’t understand how an editor could have signed off on this.
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