Happy St. Patrick’s Day My Friends! Here are a few riddles from Jokes4Us to get you in the proper mood!
1. What do ghosts drink on St. Patrick’s Day?
2. What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a rock?
A sham rock!
3. What do you get when you do a jig at McDonalds?
A Shamrock Shake!
4. Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they’re always a little short!
5. Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
Because he couldn’t afford the plane fare!
Okay. I can see all of you rolling your eyes. But if you can’t tell corny Irish jokes on St. Paddy’s Day, when can you?
And remember what’s most important about today: