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Happy St. Patrick’s Day My Friends! Here are a few riddles from Jokes4Us to get you in the proper mood!

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1. What do ghosts drink on St. Patrick’s Day? 

     BOOs!

2. What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a rock? 

    A sham rock!

3. What do you get when you do a jig at McDonalds?

     A Shamrock Shake!

4. Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?

     Because they’re always a little short!

5. Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?

     Because he couldn’t afford the plane fare!

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Okay. I can see all of you rolling your eyes. But if you can’t tell corny Irish jokes on St. Paddy’s Day, when can you?

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And remember what’s most important about today:

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