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Happy St. Patrick’s Day My Friends! Here are a few riddles from Jokes4Us to get you in the proper mood!
1. What do ghosts drink on St. Patrick’s Day?
BOOs!
2. What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a rock?
A sham rock!
3. What do you get when you do a jig at McDonalds?
A Shamrock Shake!
4. Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they’re always a little short!
5. Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
Because he couldn’t afford the plane fare!
Okay. I can see all of you rolling your eyes. But if you can’t tell corny Irish jokes on St. Paddy’s Day, when can you?
And remember what’s most important about today:
Tiana (The Book Raven) said:
Happy Saint Patrick’s day!!🍀🍀
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
Thanks Tiana!🍻
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thesarahdoughty said:
😆😆😆
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
😁☘️🍻
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Eddy Winko said:
Oh dear! 🙂 I’ll have a pint of the black stuff!
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
Sounds good Eddy! Slainte!😊☘️🍻
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Diana said:
haha thanks for the laugh. Happy St. Patrick’s Day.
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
You’re entirely welcome!🍻😁☘️
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Lady Fancifull said:
Top of the mornin’ to ya! Your post for sure topped my mornin so far. Thank you
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
Woo Hoo!☘️🍻
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ksbeth said:
and to you!
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
🤗☘️🍻
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vinnieh said:
Hope everyone has a smashing time.
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
Slainte Vinnie!☘️🍻
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vinnieh said:
I like the sound of that!
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
😁
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vinnieh said:
I just did a post that I’d like to hear your opinion on.
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
I’ll be over soon Vinnie.
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vinnieh said:
You’re an angel Kim.
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TeacherofYA said:
Happy St Patrick’s Day, you silly fun girl! Love this!
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
Yay!😂🤣🍀
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beetleypete said:
I can’t understand all this fuss about Paddy’s Day. After all, it is just the day after my birthday!
Best wishes, Pete.
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
Happy Day After Your Birthday Pete!😁
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ignitedmoth said:
Ha! Thanks for the laugh to start the day. 😀 Happy St. Patrick’s Day to you as well!!
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
😂🍀
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Birdie said:
The one day of the year my husband insists he has to go to the bar! 🙂
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
Haha!b😂
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Megan @ bookslayerReads said:
LOL 😂 Happy St. Patty’s Day to you, too!!
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
🤣🍻☘️
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LairOfBooks said:
Fits & giggles Kim! thank you, I need this! lmao! I keep scrolling up & laughing cuz I LOVE corny jokes! 🙂
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
Yay! *Fist Bump!*🤗☘️🍻🤣
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Jay said:
You too!
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
😁☘️🍺
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jowensauthor said:
Happy St. Patrick’s Day 🙂
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
Thanks Jeanne. I’m sorry my reply is so late but I just found this in my spam folder.😕
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jowensauthor said:
Heh. No problem.
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Lashaan and Trang (Bookidote) said:
Hahah hope you had a nice St-Patties. 😀
– Lashaan
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
Thanks Lashaan!🤗
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theorangutanlibrarian said:
hehehe great post!
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
Thank You!☘️💁🏻🍻
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theorangutanlibrarian said:
You’re welcome!!
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