Astronomers, doctors, and journalists: Don’t look at the sun during an eclipse without protective glasses!
Mr. Trump: Fake news from the fake media and China, who’s behind the hoax of so-called climate change! There are many sides, many sides, to watching an eclipse and I know the right ones because I examined the facts unlike you people!
The sad thing is, is that this may be the only predictable thing Mr. Trump has done during his presidency.
On the plus side, if he goes blind, maybe he’ll stop tweeting!
At the very least, it might just be safer for us all to let him go back to playing with big trucks!