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Happiness is a warm puppy.

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I love mankind. It’s people I can’t stand.

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I think I’ve discovered the secret of life. You just hang around until you get used to it.

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I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

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This is my depressed stance. When you’re depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you’ll start to feel better. If you’re going to get any joy out of feeling depressed, you’ve got to stand like this.

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Don’t worry about the end of the world coming today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.

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