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Whimsical Wednesday ~ Pride Month Edition

26 Wednesday Jun 2019

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“Beauty and the Beat Boots”, Pride Month, Todrick Hall, Whimsical Wednesday

Beauty and the Beat Boots

Little town, it’s a quiet village

Every day, like the one before

Little town, full of village people

Waking up to say…

🌈

Yes girl, work b*tch

Just twirl, the hashtag (what)

🌈

There go the nobles with the cakes like always

The same old thirsty clientele 

Every morning just the same

Since the morning that we came

To this Brokeback Mountain town

🌈

Good morning Belle

Good morning Ru

Where are you sashaying off to?

The bookshop. I just finished the most wonderful Pride festival with glitter and ribbons 

That’s nice

Pit crew

Grab my wigs

Hurry girl

🌈

(Gasp) She’s serving us a house of prairie realness

That puny and the ponytail (coughs) 

What a crusty shade of blue

And that apron is just ew

But she really is a basic queen Miss Belle 

🌈

Nuh uh, Miss Thang

Girl, bye, Felicia

No tee, no shade

Girl boom, girl ba whaa

🌈

I need six wigs

Just get extensions

🌈 

There must be more than yas girl get your life

🌈

Hi Adam, hi Steve

I’ve come to return the book I borrowed 

Yaaassss

Did you get anything new?

Yas

Why thank you. This one is perfect

It is my favorite 

Can I keep it?

YaaaAaaAaaAAAaas

Thank you. Thank you very much

Yaaassss

Yaaasss

Nye nyeenyye nyeyyeyeyeyeye

🌈

I heard she’s got a thing for beasts and gerbils

I heard she used to be a male

🌈

Golly how’d I end up here?

I’m just looking for a beard

🌈

But she really is a basic fish Miss Belle

🌈

Oh, isn’t this amazing 

It’s so grand to be LGBT

Here, everyone’s embracing 

And they’re out here fighting for their rights to just be free

🌈

Miss boo boo kitty, she’s a mess no question 

I think she’s stuck in Arendelle

🌈

Do I know you from the gym?

I’m just asking for a friend

🌈

But she really is a basic fish 

A bargain busted basic fish

She really is a basic fish, Miss Belle

🌈

What up Belle?

HAHAHA

You’re lookin’ fly

Um, just wondering if we could hang out sometime 

Oh no, thanks Leslie

We could freeze each other’s bras

Like we did when we were little

Yeah, we never did that, but thank you

Well you and I didn’t do it

But you know, we could

I’m busy, but thank you

No, ok

🌈

Right from the moment you walked by Home Depot

I nearly almost broke a nail

All it takes is one phone call

We could get a big U-Haul

You can come with me to all my softball games

🌈

Look, there she goes

Isn’t she handsome?

That hair, those calfs

Those Birkenstocks

Two cats, two pecs

Two solid man buns

She’s a studly, beefy, grizzly top

🌈

Sashay

Kiki

That’s me

.com (dot com)

That kid’s a Goth

Those boots down gay

Ba blam

Huntie

Shantae

Yas yas yas yas

New power tools

GaGa

Beyoncé

Madonna

Sail

She’s giving body

🌈

There must be more than yas girl get your life

In 37 (50) states, you can be my wife

🌈

Miss cookie tookie honey, lesbianonist

I think I smell a fake Chanel

Cause she’s hashtag team too much

Trade that basket for a clutch

🌈

Cause she really is a basic fish

A bargain busting basic fish

She really is a basic fish, Miss Belle

🌈

Hey queen

Yes girl

Just twirl

What!

🌈

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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