Beauty and the Beat Boots
Little town, it’s a quiet village
Every day, like the one before
Little town, full of village people
Waking up to say…
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Yes girl, work b*tch
Just twirl, the hashtag (what)
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There go the nobles with the cakes like always
The same old thirsty clientele
Every morning just the same
Since the morning that we came
To this Brokeback Mountain town
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Good morning Belle
Good morning Ru
Where are you sashaying off to?
The bookshop. I just finished the most wonderful Pride festival with glitter and ribbons
That’s nice
Pit crew
Grab my wigs
Hurry girl
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(Gasp) She’s serving us a house of prairie realness
That puny and the ponytail (coughs)
What a crusty shade of blue
And that apron is just ew
But she really is a basic queen Miss Belle
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Nuh uh, Miss Thang
Girl, bye, Felicia
No tee, no shade
Girl boom, girl ba whaa
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I need six wigs
Just get extensions
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There must be more than yas girl get your life
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Hi Adam, hi Steve
I’ve come to return the book I borrowed
Yaaassss
Did you get anything new?
Yas
Why thank you. This one is perfect
It is my favorite
Can I keep it?
YaaaAaaAaaAAAaas
Thank you. Thank you very much
Yaaassss
Yaaasss
Nye nyeenyye nyeyyeyeyeyeye
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I heard she’s got a thing for beasts and gerbils
I heard she used to be a male
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Golly how’d I end up here?
I’m just looking for a beard
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But she really is a basic fish Miss Belle
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Oh, isn’t this amazing
It’s so grand to be LGBT
Here, everyone’s embracing
And they’re out here fighting for their rights to just be free
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Miss boo boo kitty, she’s a mess no question
I think she’s stuck in Arendelle
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Do I know you from the gym?
I’m just asking for a friend
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But she really is a basic fish
A bargain busted basic fish
She really is a basic fish, Miss Belle
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What up Belle?
HAHAHA
You’re lookin’ fly
Um, just wondering if we could hang out sometime
Oh no, thanks Leslie
We could freeze each other’s bras
Like we did when we were little
Yeah, we never did that, but thank you
Well you and I didn’t do it
But you know, we could
I’m busy, but thank you
No, ok
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Right from the moment you walked by Home Depot
I nearly almost broke a nail
All it takes is one phone call
We could get a big U-Haul
You can come with me to all my softball games
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Look, there she goes
Isn’t she handsome?
That hair, those calfs
Those Birkenstocks
Two cats, two pecs
Two solid man buns
She’s a studly, beefy, grizzly top
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Sashay
Kiki
That’s me
.com (dot com)
That kid’s a Goth
Those boots down gay
Ba blam
Huntie
Shantae
Yas yas yas yas
New power tools
GaGa
Beyoncé
Madonna
Sail
She’s giving body
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There must be more than yas girl get your life
In 37 (50) states, you can be my wife
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Miss cookie tookie honey, lesbianonist
I think I smell a fake Chanel
Cause she’s hashtag team too much
Trade that basket for a clutch
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Cause she really is a basic fish
A bargain busting basic fish
She really is a basic fish, Miss Belle
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Hey queen
Yes girl
Just twirl
What!
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fragglerocking said:
I have no idea what any of that means even with the lyrics! 🤣🤣
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
Gay slang isn’t the easiest to understand Fraggle.😁
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beetleypete said:
Well done with keeping the Pride theme going, Kim.
We might need those lyrics translated into English though. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
Gay slang tough Pete. It took me forever to find the definition of fish— A drag queen who looks like a real woman. Thank you Urban Dictionary!
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beetleypete said:
One of my gay friends used to always use the word ‘fish’ to describe real women. I told him I thought it was derogatory, and I didn’t like it.
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
It makes you wonder how and who gets these trends started.🤷🏻♀️
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beetleypete said:
I always thought it strange that a group that fought so hard for acceptance often felt it was alright to deride straight people by using terms that were often abusive.
I suppose it was a kind of ‘backlash’.
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Jonny Pongratz said:
I like this, but I’m a bigger fan of the first Todrick Hall one to be honest.
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
Are you talking about Beauty and the Beat? I loved that to, but it didn’t fit with Pride month.
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Jonny Pongratz said:
Yep! You’re totally right. 🙂 This one’s more Pride-friendly
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
🌈🌈🌈
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Jennie said:
Well done, Kim. Now, I just have to understand the parts I don’t understand (which are many.)
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
Hahaha! You and me both Jennie!😂
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Jennie said:
😀
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ignitedmoth said:
Ah! This post makes me so happy. I love Todrick Hall!! 😀 Even though I’m late to seeing them I am loving your Pride Month posts. ❤
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
I’m so glad you like them. 🌈
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