Words To Remember

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Humorous Quotes, Librarians, Michael Moore

[Librarians] are subversive. You think they’re just sitting there at the desk, all quiet and everything. They’re like plotting the revolution, man. I would not mess with them!

~ Michael Moore ~

 

I’m dedicating this reminder of the power of librarians to Cass at:

http://aspentreesbookreviews.wordpress.com

and

Brad, who I’d like to thank for reminding me of the importance of humor at:

 https://bradscribe.wordpress.com

 

If you’re not familiar with their blogs, please check them out. They’re both amazing!

Whimsical Wednesday ~ Princess Leia Edition

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Humorous Quotes, Leia Luke and Han, Star Wars: A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back

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Whimsical Wednesday ~ Happy Thanksgiving Edition!

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Erma Bombeck, Happy Thanksgiving, Humorous Quotes

What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean why else would they call it Thanksgiving?

~ Erma Bombeck ~

I HOPE EVERYONE HERE IN THE U.S. HAS A WONDERFUL THANKSGIVING WITH YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS. JUST REMEMBER, DON’T TALK POLITICS! IF YOU’RE NOT IN THE MOOD YET, HOPEFULLY THESE GIFS WILL HELP!

 

Happy National Cat Day!

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Humorous Quotes, National Cat Day

Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.

~ Christopher Hitchens ~

Whimsical Wednesday ~ Halloween Edition

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Humorous Quotes, Supernatural, Whimsical Wednesday

The other day I met this man. A nice guy, you know? And we had a really good chat, sort of like this. Then I slit his throat and ripped his heart out through his chest. Does that make me a bad person?

Meg to Pastor Jim ~ Supernatural 

Whimsical Wednesday ~ Halloween Edition

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Humorous Quotes, The Vampire Diaries, Whimsical Wednesday

If you’re gonna be bad, be bad with purpose. Otherwise you’re just not worth forgiving…

Damon Salvatore ~ The Vampire Diaries

Whimsical Wednesday ~ Halloween Edition

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American Horror Story, Humorous Quotes, Whimsical Wednesday

American Horror Story – Murder House

Constance and Chad

Whimsical Wednesday ~ Buffy Edition!

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Anya Jenkins, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Humorous Quotes, Whimsical Wednesday

Anya: “Don’t be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn’t a demon. She’s a witch.”

Xander: “Please—wait–Really?”

Anya: “Of course. Nobody could possibly do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness.”

Cheers! Happy National Drink Wine Day!

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Humorous Quotes, National Drink Wine Day

In honor of this truly important day  – *hiccup* – here’s some funny quotes and gifs to help us celebrate.

“The doctor told me to drink more wine. Also, I’m calling myself the doctor now.”

~ Unknown ~

“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”

~ Benjamin Franklin ~

 

“Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.”

~ Gina Barreca ~

“It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly more room for more wine.”

~ Unknown ~

“There are 13 minerals that are essential for human life, and all of them can be found in wine. Coincidence? I think not.

~ Unknown ~

 

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or fourteenth.”

~ George Burns ~

On the Lighter Side

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Douglas Adams, Humorous Quotes, Star Wars: The Force Awakens, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“The story so far:

In the beginning the Universe was created.

This has made a lot of people very angry 

and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”

Douglas Adams, 

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe