Beauty and the Beat Boots
Little town, it’s a quiet village
Every day, like the one before
Little town, full of village people
Waking up to say…
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Yes girl, work b*tch
Just twirl, the hashtag (what)
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There go the nobles with the cakes like always
The same old thirsty clientele
Every morning just the same
Since the morning that we came
To this Brokeback Mountain town
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Good morning Belle
Good morning Ru
Where are you sashaying off to?
The bookshop. I just finished the most wonderful Pride festival with glitter and ribbons
That’s nice
Pit crew
Grab my wigs
Hurry girl
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(Gasp) She’s serving us a house of prairie realness
That puny and the ponytail (coughs)
What a crusty shade of blue
And that apron is just ew
But she really is a basic queen Miss Belle
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Nuh uh, Miss Thang
Girl, bye, Felicia
No tee, no shade
Girl boom, girl ba whaa
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I need six wigs
Just get extensions
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There must be more than yas girl get your life
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Hi Adam, hi Steve
I’ve come to return the book I borrowed
Yaaassss
Did you get anything new?
Yas
Why thank you. This one is perfect
It is my favorite
Can I keep it?
YaaaAaaAaaAAAaas
Thank you. Thank you very much
Yaaassss
Yaaasss
Nye nyeenyye nyeyyeyeyeyeye
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I heard she’s got a thing for beasts and gerbils
I heard she used to be a male
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Golly how’d I end up here?
I’m just looking for a beard
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But she really is a basic fish Miss Belle
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Oh, isn’t this amazing
It’s so grand to be LGBT
Here, everyone’s embracing
And they’re out here fighting for their rights to just be free
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Miss boo boo kitty, she’s a mess no question
I think she’s stuck in Arendelle
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Do I know you from the gym?
I’m just asking for a friend
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But she really is a basic fish
A bargain busted basic fish
She really is a basic fish, Miss Belle
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What up Belle?
HAHAHA
You’re lookin’ fly
Um, just wondering if we could hang out sometime
Oh no, thanks Leslie
We could freeze each other’s bras
Like we did when we were little
Yeah, we never did that, but thank you
Well you and I didn’t do it
But you know, we could
I’m busy, but thank you
No, ok
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Right from the moment you walked by Home Depot
I nearly almost broke a nail
All it takes is one phone call
We could get a big U-Haul
You can come with me to all my softball games
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Look, there she goes
Isn’t she handsome?
That hair, those calfs
Those Birkenstocks
Two cats, two pecs
Two solid man buns
She’s a studly, beefy, grizzly top
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Sashay
Kiki
That’s me
.com (dot com)
That kid’s a Goth
Those boots down gay
Ba blam
Huntie
Shantae
Yas yas yas yas
New power tools
GaGa
Beyoncé
Madonna
Sail
She’s giving body
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There must be more than yas girl get your life
In 37 (50) states, you can be my wife
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Miss cookie tookie honey, lesbianonist
I think I smell a fake Chanel
Cause she’s hashtag team too much
Trade that basket for a clutch
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Cause she really is a basic fish
A bargain busting basic fish
She really is a basic fish, Miss Belle
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Hey queen
Yes girl
Just twirl
What!
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By Hook Or By Book 